Attention Random Internet Reader: I Promise To Rescue You, Should You Find Yourself Damned

Attention random internet reader: If there IS a Hell, and you end up stuck in it, I promise that I'll come down there and rescue you, free of charge ❤ Trust this promise and chill the fuck out. I've already assembled a crack squad of saints to back me up in the mission. Believe me … Continue reading Attention Random Internet Reader: I Promise To Rescue You, Should You Find Yourself Damned

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We were Sitting down at lunch one day, Me and Ba, and Scott and Ray, Being Happy and merry (But never gay) Until Shank decided to come our way. The conversation quickly turns, To that which makes the stomach churn; Hot chicks, porno, renticle tape To make shank stop it, we give him a shake. … Continue reading Formal