Attention random internet reader: If there IS a Hell, and you end up stuck in it, I promise that I'll come down there and rescue you, free of charge ❤ Trust this promise and chill the fuck out. I've already assembled a crack squad of saints to back me up in the mission. Believe me … Continue reading Attention Random Internet Reader: I Promise To Rescue You, Should You Find Yourself Damned
Jimmy was a giraffe. The other giraffes weren't very nice to Jimmy because Jimmy didn't have a long neck like the rest of them. They teased Jimmy and called him names, like "Chode", "Short stuff" and "n00b-neck". One day Jimmy was being beaten up by the other giraffes and having a cry, when all of … Continue reading The need to be long.
I sat down at the swimming carnival today Searching for rangas with the ranga that is Ray And had fun watching the buff, the bluff and the gay Laugh at Diow trying to dress up as a doll Hear "If you can't swim you'll be paying me a toll" Seems that English have the announcements … Continue reading Swimming Carnival Bogans
We were Sitting down at lunch one day, Me and Ba, and Scott and Ray, Being Happy and merry (But never gay) Until Shank decided to come our way. The conversation quickly turns, To that which makes the stomach churn; Hot chicks, porno, renticle tape To make shank stop it, we give him a shake. … Continue reading Formal
Sunrise Every morning is the same; wake up before the sun, skip breakfast, race the rays of sunlight down from the highest point in Sydney to the lowest lane for the bus stop. Board the bus, watch the people, watch the window, see past the glass to the wonderful world. Repress the thought that there's … Continue reading Bright, Beautiful, Deadly